Seeing Polka Dots

Portland | Dan Hagan

A few weeks ago, I missed Finger Bang City at Dante’s and hoped they would play again soon. Well they did just that and left me seeing polka dots. The badassness of Mutha Superior, Sloppy Biscuit and Capt. Fingerbang were tearing down Devil’s Point. Glorifying mustaches, Virgina Slims and bragging about their tits all while the Capt. put down the beatz.

After a rousing hour of watching strippers, FBC took over the stage in an all out assualt of sex, tan booties and showing penises. Yeah, thats right, penises. “Hot Mustache” was a perfect mix of big beats and flawless bushy lip hair. Yeah, thats right, lip hair. Finger Bang City was so off the chain, even strippers couldn’t help themselves as they bum rushed the stage.*

Devil’s Point was packed and the perfect place to see them. I had never been there before. It is small but dark, red and smokey.