Abigail Adams

Written by Jordan Ingram

Rare is it these days when a new idea, taken from two old ideas emerges and succeeds. We all saw what rap combined with rock did to us as a people, and even now, we are being audibly raped by the fusion of country and pop. O’, the days grow longer and colder as we try to figure out our own identities, good God must be smiling upon us, observing our Billboard Top 40 lists, and smiling from ear to holy ear. He must be so proud of His creations! People such as noodle dicked Kenny Chesney, the chins of Britney Spears, and Rush “baby-fuckin” Limbaugh must give Him a sense of accomplishment. These people are why the Albanians were slaughtered in Kosovo, God needed to justify their popularity through mass genocide. So as we all sit comfortably in our leather fluff chairs this fall and winter, sipping sip our cocoa next to a warm fire of lime encrusted crusted corpses (not the good lime, the bad lime), might I suggest something a little different and comforting this fall and winter season. Check out Abigail Adams Pea Hoodies.

The combination of a pea coat and a hoody, with all the perks and style of both. Made out of sweatshirt material and with a double breast that actually buttons like a pea coat, it is an excellent addition to your fall garb. Visit them on myspace at abigail adams to see pictures and find out more information on how to get back on track clothing wise, and also advice on how we can deal with the chaffing due to Col. Chesney’s balls being draped on our collective chins. Abigail Adams may have saved our year with the coolest thing I have seen in a long time, check it out.

Available in these Cascadian Stores;
Foundation Garments | Portland
Room 30 | Olympia
Dumpster Values | Olympia