Cops Can Suck It

Portland /// Dan Hagan

Cops can suck it. They shouldn’t wonder why everyone hates them when they give out tickets for failure to kiss their ass. I was “pulled over” and berated with a bunch of “hey fucker, don’t you know I can arrest your ass” kinda questions. Completely rhetorical questions with his own answers ready. So when he asked “You know when there isn’t a bike lane you follow in traffic?” Yeah I knew that and generally do that, particularly downtown. But I thought it for a moment, he was turning left, no one was at the intersection and who cares? So I answer “You don’t think cars fuck with me?!”

“Okay you don’t seem to be understanding me, get over on the curb.”

“Good use of your time, there’s only crack heads walking around everywhere.”

This intersection was where Daryl Turner was turning left onto the one way 6th Ave but was waiting for pedestrians in wheelchairs to cross the street. I roll up by the stop sign on the right side of Daryl’s car.

I paused then continued down Couch. Then at 5th he pulls up next to me and gives me shit about the stop sign and passing on his right. As you can see in this picture, the intersection is so dangerous that a random lady is jaywalking through the entire thing.

Here’s the shirt I’m going to where to court.