Rock Box @ Holocene: Beats, Girls, And Life.

Portland /// Swan Lewis

The Holocene packed a dance floor complete with all the ingredients of a pheromone cocktail Friday night. Rock Box, baby.

Sweaty cleavages, shaking asses, and the you know that accompanies just plain get down of the girlies who came out to seriously represent, and obviously love this night. Peep these pics and tell me this ain’t the case.

See what I mean? No doubt you now know why Swanny was getting his grind, his shake, his bake, and definitely his funk on.

Serious bass and precision mixing on a floor full of butterflies liquored up and sweating out the bullshit of the work/school week, gliding their sexxxy bodies all around equals a fiiine time in my mind. Matt Nelkin, Dundiggy, and Kez alternated the sound that kept it all going down- and that it did until the regulations of the OLCC were pushed to the brink.

My man’s man Andrew behind the bar had the good pour going on for us renegades to balance that Cascadian style going down in the nooks and crannies.

To that lovely lady who I gave the wrong number to, much apologies, that isn’t how I usually get down, but I already had my hands literally full with some lustful business in the back of the house.

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