Strippers Dance Boring*

*This applies to ladies only.

Ladies I know you try to make an art out of getting naked in front of guys. But there’s NO way a guy gives a shit about your “moves” unless they simulate getting fucked. I’ve seen my share of stripping and what not, but I’ve never been aroused by prancing on a stage with acrobatics/gymnastics. What arouses me, is the look and moves that allow me to imagine that’s me doing her. The all fours and rocking back and forth, the bend over with the ass stuck out, on the back with the legs spread. That’s what does it for me.

Don’t give me the “it’s a TEASE. It’s not porn.” Well how about I TEASE you with my money? I’ve got the internet and I’ve got all the teasing I need. I understand it’s weird to get naked in front of strangers and show them your pussy, even if you can’t stand them. That’s the tease, the “oh you’re SO funny, how bout another drink for me?” The tease is that you actually like these guys. If women would get serious about the motivation for the money they would just pretend to being fucked by the dudes at the bar. Then you’d even earn my money. But this “Dance Squad” shit is boring.