Sinner Saint Burlesque
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008A troupe of the dandiest ladies and a lad. A female show full of frolic and humor. Naughty humor with songs and skits with bare… you get the idea. (more…)
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A troupe of the dandiest ladies and a lad. A female show full of frolic and humor. Naughty humor with songs and skits with bare… you get the idea. (more…)

Seattle /// Yancie Meldrow
Along First Avenue in Seattle there have been many new glass sleek condo towers and even the sparkling SAM have been in a state of erection in the last few years. Amongst these mounds of wealth and discipline are a few dark holes that are filled daily in contrast to the rich and judging. Right next to the new Hilton at Union and First Avenue, and directly across from SAM, is a striper CO-OP, The Lusty Lady. My kinda farmers market if you know what I mean. (more…)

Written by Connie Belcher
Fellas don’t blow it by pulling out a plain condom. Dress to impress with Proper Attire. Stereotypes make things much easier.

Written By Stan Sitwell
Vancouver will host the winter Olympics in two years, which is expected to be a boom not just to the city but the region. That’s plenty of time for their 1,500 sex workers to get a Co-op brothel set up. In addition to getting sex workers into a safer environment you give them education and skills. (more…)
Written By Cherith Cutestorey
This non-sexual social nudity “thing” seems to be for people who’s bodies couldn’t be more non-sexual especially nude. Here’s a short but fascinating list of of where you’ll find naked hippies and naked old people (usually the same) in Cascadia. I recommend the video below for creepy hippie coded talk about group sex. The naked bungee jump is another highlight. (more…)

I wish I didn’t have to see these douches every time I use myspace but I do. So ladies or guys who have been looking for your other half, even though you didn’t even know you were missing it, now you can find it. Please find them, fast.

Written by Connie Belcher ///
You’re a priest, the world has just gone to hell and you need to make things right, obviously with lots of fire power. What do you do? Grab your Baby Jesus butt plug. (more…)
Portland | Tyler Benson
One of the worst feelings in the entire world is a boner… woah, hey… bear with. The boner which I speak of comes to you in the middle of an evening drunk. It’s the type of boner that sneaks up on you mentally in the form of an ex-girlfriend’s patented reverse cowgirl maneuver or that hipster chick with legs for days in American Apparel shorts. It’s the nostalgia boner of the single man hanging out with his buddies, so said boner can’t properly be reckoned with, that keeps all men in great anxiety of bachelor parties and the like. (Disclaimer: Boners reckoned with while hanging out with buddies were not “properly” reckoned with.) (more…)
Tacoma | Steven Kazansky
Only losers have cock size problems. One day as I was sitting around with my buddies, I brought up our usual topic of our tiny dicks. Billy pipes up and complains that his girlfriend has a hard time as usual, but his boyfriend has the same problem he does. After listening for a while, I stood up and told them all “I’m going to leave you losers. That’s all you talk about, losers. I’m not a loser. No. I hate my problem. I’m going to leave my problem with you losers. I’m going to get a big dick! I’m going to find the fastest way to get a dick growth patch” (more…)
Victoria | Jason Keels
Finally what the internet has been needing for so long. A site dedicated to all the kinky sex going on. With all those video cameras out there, thousands of amateur videos were going to waste. Not any longer, just like its older and more popular cousin site (youtube) videos from around the world are uploaded for your voyeuristic sex experience. youporn.com is the void in porn that we didn’t even know was there.
Portland | Devon Tincknell
First there was Viagra. Then came Cialis. Now finally Bob Dole and all the other erectile dysfunction sufferers can make their soldiers stand at attention without the hassle of seeing a licensed physician. Cockstar, whose name was recently changed to the less hilarious Pornstar, is an over the counter erectile enhancement available at most sex shops and probably very few pharmacies. (more…)
Olympia | Kate Robinson
A few years back I had a friend tell me that HIV would go straight through a condom, for sure. Now he was (is) a Southern Baptist with conservative values, but just a couple months ago I made a post on the Olympia Feminist Action Brigade listserv about an STI awareness group, specifically about HPV, and I was shocked to hear from one sex-positive slutty feminist that she didn’t know what HPV was until she looked it up after reading my email. (more…)
Portland| MC Redwings
Ever have one of those nights where you just can’t take it no mo?? Well don’t call Oregon’s own 1-800-SUICIDE!! (more…)
Olympia | Kate Robinson
The only time I was ever sent to the principal’s office was in fifth grade when, Sam Jackson, looked down my shirt to get a peek at my blossoming bosom in line going to lunch or the bathroom or music class or whatever so I hit or pinched or kicked him. Like this one, most of my earliest memories involve some sort of sexual exploration with my peers, and I thought this was weird, but I’ve come to find that it’s pretty fucking normal. So, we remember sex. We remember hiding in closets with our best friends in the third grade trying to figure out exactly what those people are doing in the porn Dad had. Sex stands out at an early age because even kids pick up on how important it is to human life, and they want to be in on the secret too. (more…)
Seattle | Cecil Brown
The Erotic Bakery is famous for our bachelorette party cakes, adult cakes, bachelorette party ideas, bachelorette novelties, and bachelorette games. You’ll see a variety of adult cake ideas, bachelorette party ideas, and bachelorette party novelties. (more…)
Seattle | Website Copy
OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 5 1/2″ long (insertable) and 1 1/8″ in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory! (more…)