Renegade Magazine

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Olympia | Tyler Bensen

The rusty trombone, bag piping, Sanduchiʼs harmonica, the Gene Simmonʼs special, and the acquaintance rape… If there were two qualities that one must possess to stand out as head above water better than the competition in these techniques, they would be; (1) strong understanding of harmonies and rhythm set to trajectory octaves with an observance of time and tonal control. (2) a mouth. If I were to Venn diagram a career that would converge these two God given talents into one ideal vocation, the intersecting area would be the shaded vicinity covering “Porn Star” on your guidance counselors “wheel-o-the–future”. Yes, that is correct…an honest to God porn star. (more…)

Portland | Hank Stram (more…)

“Opposition is the true nature of friendship.” William Blake

Don’t mistake this for bragging: I was arrested in prison while visiting a really cute convicted murderer who shot and killed the governor’s son in a drug deal gone bad. I met him through a pen-pal ad in the back of Easy Rider and convinced my sister to hitchhike from Pittsburgh to Kentucky so we could meet a real biker. (more…)

Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen. (more…)

Burn-in-hell factor for writing this: 8.895 out of 10

Stupid is who stupid does

Every time I watch Forrest Gump, I try to figure out which Jenny I am. Am I the Jenny who likes a good fuck which leaves me at the mercy of dicks – I mean the victim of child abuse who can’t love a decent man, or am I the Jenny the AIDS victim who needs a daddy for her baby – I mean the whore who learns what loves is and marries Forrest? (more…)